i'm hana and I have a profound relationship with starbucks coffee
bc they got bullied by jocks in high school
ppl are so aggressive about it like “sports are for barbarians and I am intelligent and cultured” it’s hilarious
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
*Jock voice with varsity jacket on* Fuckin nerd
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.