i'm hana and I have a profound relationship with starbucks coffee

 

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

thepathealy:

atencio:

When the world burns I want this image to be all that survives for us to be remembered by.

Every team of mercenaries needs a guy who’s supposed to be fishing but just stands around like an asshole with his hands in his pockets. 

thepathealy:

atencio:

When the world burns I want this image to be all that survives for us to be remembered by.

Every team of mercenaries needs a guy who’s supposed to be fishing but just stands around like an asshole with his hands in his pockets. 

kosovan:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?


Anti-Semitism isn’t a problem anymore though right??

kosovan:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Anti-Semitism isn’t a problem anymore though right??

A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart

My boyfriend trying to get head (via bitchesaloud)

(Source: marrowack)

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

(Source: worldsenough)